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Arthur, darling, I had no idea that you were so musically gifted. Or that you could be so fun! Nice to see you actually have a hidden, not-so-deadly-serious side.

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You still like me.

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I would put it pass you. I pity him already.

Yes, somehow, I do. How lucky you must feel.

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You know, he looks like a fun fellow, I bet we'd get along smashingly. I know this may shock you, but not everyone finds my presence torturous.

I'm so happy I could cry.

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Color me impressed,...no? Perhaps you should go find him and both can walk into the sunset holding hands like soul mates. With gaga playing on the background, of course.

Oh, I know you are, always so thrilled with my affections.

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You say that like that wasn't my goal the second I saw this.

We'll invite you to the wedding. Wear something appropriate!

Thrilled is the word, of course.

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I wish you luck then.

I wonder what sort of clothing you call appropriate.

Of course. I know how much you love it when I fawn over you.

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I'd tell you 'wear a suit', but that's like telling you 'remember to breathe' and 'at regular intervals during the day, feed yourself'.

So Much I can't stand it. Literally.

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You should try them one day. I'm sure you aren't allergic.


Arthur made a pun. Dear God, it's the end of times.

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I do wear them, I just don't care for them like they're my own children like certain persons.

Hell is freezing over.

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Perhaps you should.

Thanks for bringing about the apocalypse, Arthur.

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Arthur. I know this may be uncomfortable for you to hear, but it's time someone told you: suits aren't people. They don't have thoughts and feelings.

Welcome, I live to please.

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God, I've been mistaken all this time?

And destroy, apparently.

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Yes, yes you have. Please stop naming them and taking them on walks.

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