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Arthur, darling, I had no idea that you were so musically gifted. Or that you could be so fun! Nice to see you actually have a hidden, not-so-deadly-serious side.

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Oh, I know you are, always so thrilled with my affections.


You say that like that wasn't my goal the second I saw this.

We'll invite you to the wedding. Wear something appropriate!

Thrilled is the word, of course.


I wish you luck then.

I wonder what sort of clothing you call appropriate.

Of course. I know how much you love it when I fawn over you.


I'd tell you 'wear a suit', but that's like telling you 'remember to breathe' and 'at regular intervals during the day, feed yourself'.

So Much I can't stand it. Literally.


You should try them one day. I'm sure you aren't allergic.

Arthur made a pun. Dear God, it's the end of times.


I do wear them, I just don't care for them like they're my own children like certain persons.

Hell is freezing over.


Perhaps you should.

Thanks for bringing about the apocalypse, Arthur.


Arthur. I know this may be uncomfortable for you to hear, but it's time someone told you: suits aren't people. They don't have thoughts and feelings.

Welcome, I live to please.


God, I've been mistaken all this time?

And destroy, apparently.


Yes, yes you have. Please stop naming them and taking them on walks.

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