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Arthur, darling, I had no idea that you were so musically gifted. Or that you could be so fun! Nice to see you actually have a hidden, not-so-deadly-serious side.

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You sure you didn't have a few-too-many hard drinks and decide to go at it? I've never seen you drunk, but I bet you'd go crazy.

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YouTube, darling. Apparently this video's quite the little sensation right now.

I' sure I didn't. You never saw me, and you will never see me. Only people who can't control themselves gets drunk.

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The joys of the internet. Who's the name of the guy?

Everyone drinks, pet. There's no shame in letting loose on your down time, you know.

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Joseph Something-something? I'm not sure, I don't recognize the name.

Drinking and getting drunk on your ass are different things.

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Sounds like a really silly name. His voice is nice, though.

But doing the latter is more fun and memorable.

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He looks and sounds exactly like you, you narcissist.

Unless you do something ridiculous or humiliating.

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[He snickered at that.]

...But he isn't me. Would you like it if there were two like me?

I did say 'memorable'.

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[xD It's truuue]

Ooh, but of course. Two Arthurs to play with would be delightful. And one of them has a sense of humor!

Sometimes those fall in the same category.

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[Not going to deny it~]

And I bet that both of us can convince you to stop annoying us.

Ridiculous and humiliating things can be valuable life experiences, darling.

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Actually, I'd bet your clone would team up with me to tease you. He seems like a fun sort of fellow that way.

I will leave those to you just so you can enjoy them.

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Try to find him and ask him.

You remain an eternal stick-in-the-mud, darling.

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Oh, believe me, it is now my personal quest to find Joseph Something-something and drag him onto the side of mischief.

You still like me.

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I would put it pass you. I pity him already.

Yes, somehow, I do. How lucky you must feel.

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You know, he looks like a fun fellow, I bet we'd get along smashingly. I know this may shock you, but not everyone finds my presence torturous.

I'm so happy I could cry.

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Color me impressed,...no? Perhaps you should go find him and both can walk into the sunset holding hands like soul mates. With gaga playing on the background, of course.

Oh, I know you are, always so thrilled with my affections.

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You say that like that wasn't my goal the second I saw this.

We'll invite you to the wedding. Wear something appropriate!

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