[beeep] "Hallo there, lovelies. I'm afraid I'm not available at the moment, which probably means I'm doing something fun. Or dead in a ditch. Or stuck under something heavy. If you think it's option number one, leave a message. If you think it's option two or three, do be a dear and call for someone who drives a vehicle with a siren attached."
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[beeep] "Hallo there, lovelies. I'm afraid I'm not available at the moment, which probably means I'm doing something fun. Or dead in a ditch. Or stuck under something heavy. If you think it's option number one, leave a message. If you think it's option two or three, do be a dear and call for someone who drives a vehicle with a siren attached."
((Want to action spam this or do a RL? :3))
[Arthur is cooking in the meantime.]
Edited at 2011-07-15 12:10 am (UTC)
Are you cooking, darling? [He says it as he walks close, still holding the wine]
I'm nearly done.
You're so multi-talented, darling. I didn't know cooking was one of your many, many skills.
Well, if that happens, love, I promise to nurse you back to health from your metaphorical injury.
Hmm....? Small consolation. Go sit, the table is all set up.