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Arthur, darling, I had no idea that you were so musically gifted. Or that you could be so fun! Nice to see you actually have a hidden, not-so-deadly-serious side.

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Everyone drinks, pet. There's no shame in letting loose on your down time, you know.


Joseph Something-something? I'm not sure, I don't recognize the name.

Drinking and getting drunk on your ass are different things.


Sounds like a really silly name. His voice is nice, though.

But doing the latter is more fun and memorable.


He looks and sounds exactly like you, you narcissist.

Unless you do something ridiculous or humiliating.


[He snickered at that.]

...But he isn't me. Would you like it if there were two like me?

I did say 'memorable'.


[xD It's truuue]

Ooh, but of course. Two Arthurs to play with would be delightful. And one of them has a sense of humor!

Sometimes those fall in the same category.


[Not going to deny it~]

And I bet that both of us can convince you to stop annoying us.

Ridiculous and humiliating things can be valuable life experiences, darling.


Actually, I'd bet your clone would team up with me to tease you. He seems like a fun sort of fellow that way.

I will leave those to you just so you can enjoy them.


Try to find him and ask him.

You remain an eternal stick-in-the-mud, darling.


Oh, believe me, it is now my personal quest to find Joseph Something-something and drag him onto the side of mischief.

You still like me.


I would put it pass you. I pity him already.

Yes, somehow, I do. How lucky you must feel.


You know, he looks like a fun fellow, I bet we'd get along smashingly. I know this may shock you, but not everyone finds my presence torturous.

I'm so happy I could cry.


Color me impressed,...no? Perhaps you should go find him and both can walk into the sunset holding hands like soul mates. With gaga playing on the background, of course.

Oh, I know you are, always so thrilled with my affections.


You say that like that wasn't my goal the second I saw this.

We'll invite you to the wedding. Wear something appropriate!

Thrilled is the word, of course.


I wish you luck then.

I wonder what sort of clothing you call appropriate.

Of course. I know how much you love it when I fawn over you.


I'd tell you 'wear a suit', but that's like telling you 'remember to breathe' and 'at regular intervals during the day, feed yourself'.

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