Arthur, darling, I had no idea that you were so musically gifted. Or that you could be so fun! Nice to see you actually have a hidden, not-so-deadly-serious side.
Color me impressed,...no? Perhaps you should go find him and both can walk into the sunset holding hands like soul mates. With gaga playing on the background, of course.
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And I bet that both of us can convince you to stop annoying us.
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Actually, I'd bet your clone would team up with me to tease you. He seems like a fun sort of fellow that way.
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Try to find him and ask him.
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Oh, believe me, it is now my personal quest to find Joseph Something-something and drag him onto the side of mischief.
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I would put it pass you. I pity him already.
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You know, he looks like a fun fellow, I bet we'd get along smashingly. I know this may shock you, but not everyone finds my presence torturous.
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Color me impressed,...no? Perhaps you should go find him and both can walk into the sunset holding hands like soul mates. With gaga playing on the background, of course.
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You say that like that wasn't my goal the second I saw this.
We'll invite you to the wedding. Wear something appropriate!
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I wish you luck then.
I wonder what sort of clothing you call appropriate.
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I'd tell you 'wear a suit', but that's like telling you 'remember to breathe' and 'at regular intervals during the day, feed yourself'.
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You should try them one day. I'm sure you aren't allergic.
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I do wear them, I just don't care for them like they're my own children like certain persons.
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Perhaps you should.
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Arthur. I know this may be uncomfortable for you to hear, but it's time someone told you: suits aren't people. They don't have thoughts and feelings.
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God, I've been mistaken all this time?